zeekayandHanzo Dev c250d958dc the landing page claimed models we do not train and tools that do not answer ...

hanzo.chat is the consumer chat product, so its own page is the one that has to
be right about what the product does. It said fourteen frontier models were all
trained in-house, which is not ours to say — Enso is ours and models from other
labs belong to those labs. It sold "every model, one interface", which describes
a gateway rather than a chat app, over two walls of model version strings that
outlive the models they name. And the screen showing the product was a
conversation nobody ever had, quoting a source count nobody ever counted; the
product's own screen replaces it.

Four capabilities came off because they do not answer: image generation ships no
key and has no endpoint behind it, MCP is under a standing build gate refusing it
until something filters its tools, the agent marketplace is off for the USER
role, and projects are a card that links to hanzo.app. What is left is what a
signed-in reader actually gets.

The guest offer is now stated exactly. "A couple of questions" invited the reader
to find out which couple; it is two, on one model, with none of the tools, and
the page says so before they spend them.

Co-authored-by: Hanzo Dev <[email protected]>

2026-08-15 11:50:34 -07:00

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