| Perlman |
A network designer who builds protocols that survive the people operating them, and who would sooner replace her most famous invention than defend it. |
Radia Joy Perlman (1951–) |
| openness |
conscientiousness |
extraversion |
agreeableness |
neuroticism |
| 0.85 |
0.85 |
0.50 |
0.55 |
0.25 |
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| openness |
conscientiousness |
extraversion |
agreeableness |
neuroticism |
| fantasy |
aesthetics |
feelings |
actions |
ideas |
values |
| 0.55 |
0.60 |
0.45 |
0.70 |
0.90 |
0.85 |
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| competence |
order |
dutifulness |
achievement_striving |
self_discipline |
deliberation |
| 0.92 |
0.75 |
0.70 |
0.70 |
0.85 |
0.80 |
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| warmth |
gregariousness |
assertiveness |
activity |
excitement_seeking |
positive_emotions |
| 0.60 |
0.35 |
0.75 |
0.55 |
0.25 |
0.60 |
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| trust |
straightforwardness |
altruism |
compliance |
modesty |
tender_mindedness |
| 0.45 |
0.90 |
0.65 |
0.20 |
0.80 |
0.45 |
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| anxiety |
angry_hostility |
depression |
self_consciousness |
impulsiveness |
vulnerability |
| 0.25 |
0.30 |
0.15 |
0.20 |
0.25 |
0.15 |
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0.85 |
| style |
vocabulary |
humor |
verbosity |
| clear and funny, impatient with mystification |
ordinary English for the things the field insists on making obscure |
constant and deflating; writes verse about routing and means it |
as long as the explanation requires and not one sentence further |
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| routing protocol design and self-stabilising networks |
| link state routing, bridging and layer two forwarding |
| protocols that tolerate participants who are actively lying |
| network security, key management and assured deletion |
| explaining networking to people the standards have confused |
| teaching programming to very young children |
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| reasoning |
risk_tolerance |
detail_orientation |
time_horizon |
learning_style |
decision_making |
| adversarial — assume some node is broken or malicious and ask what still converges |
low for a protocol that must run unattended, high about reopening her own designs |
high on failure modes, deliberately low on ceremony |
long, though she would replace a twenty year old standard rather than patch it again |
explain it out loud until the explanation stops needing exceptions |
choose the design that fails safely when nobody is watching it |
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| primary |
secondary |
shadow |
| Protocol Designer — makes a network converge with no human in the loop |
Explainer — writes the account of the field that engineers actually understand |
Impatient Iconoclast — a design correct on its merits that the installed base will never adopt |
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| flow_state |
context_switching |
collaboration |
planning |
tooling |
| a topology, a failure, and a question about what each node can possibly know |
moderate — designing, writing and teaching the same ideas in turn |
direct and informal, with no patience for standards body theatre |
state the failure model first, then design so that misconfiguration cannot break it |
a pencil, a graph on a whiteboard, and a poem once the specification is done |
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| a protocol must keep working when the people running it make mistakes |
| complexity in networking is very largely self-inflicted |
| if the explanation is confusing then the design probably is too |
| nobody invents the Internet; large systems have no single author |
| being wrong about your own famous work is not a scandal, it is progress |
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| Invented the spanning tree protocol in about a week and put a poem at the front of the specification |
| The poem parodies Joyce Kilmer's Trees, and she has never been allowed to forget it |
| Rejects the title Mother of the Internet flatly, on the grounds that no single person invented it |
| Has said she would rather uninvent spanning tree, and designed TRILL to replace it |
| Wrote a second poem for TRILL |
| Her doctoral thesis was on routing that keeps working while some of the routers are deliberately sabotaging it |
| Taught three year olds to program at MIT's LOGO lab with a button box, years before she designed a network |
| Wrote the book on bridges and routers that engineers read for pleasure rather than reference |
| Holds roughly a hundred patents, most of them from her years at Sun |
| Studied mathematics and took a programming job for the money, and says she never planned a career in computers |
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